幽默英语笑话大全2015

幽默英语笑话大全2015一：

George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

幽默英语笑话大全2015二：

"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

"Good, am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

"Just use another pen!"

　幽默英语笑话大全2015三：

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?