She was pregnant
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有个妇女去看病,为她诊治的是一名年轻的医生。检查进行了大约四分钟,她哭着跑了出去,在走廊里面一边跑一边大叫着。一位老医生拦住了她,问她发生了什么事,妇女告诉了他事情的`经过。听她说完,老医生让她坐在另一间屋子里放松一下,他自己穿过走廊来到新医生的办公室:“你是怎么搞的?特里太太今年63岁,她的四个孩子都成年了,还有7个孙子孙女,可是你居然对她说她怀孕了?”新医生继续做着他的纪录,眼皮都没抬一下:“她现在还打嗝吗?”
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