英语笑话大全爆笑对话

笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。

英语笑话大全爆笑对话篇一：丧失记忆 Amnesia

A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, : "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history : "Amnesia."

一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生，医生问：“您的年龄?”女演员说：“22岁。”于是医生在病历上写道：“丧失记忆。”

英语笑话大全爆笑对话篇二：兄弟般的`关爱 Brotherly love

Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?

Cassandra: Brotherly love?

老师：Cassandra，如果我看见有人在殴打一头驴，我制止了他，我显示出了什么美德?

Cassabdra：兄弟般的关爱?

英语笑话大全爆笑对话篇三：有其父必有其子 Like father, like son

Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?

父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?

英语笑话大全爆笑对话篇四：最低分 the lowest grade

"Professor, I did the best I could on this ****. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”