笑出腹肌的英语笑话

看英语笑话既可以学到英语知识，也可以开心一笑，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看笑出腹肌的英语笑话吧!

笑出腹肌的英语笑话(一)

我有钱了

"How did you make your fortune?"

"I became the partner of a rich had the money and I had the experience."

"How did that help?"

"Now he has the experience and I the money."

“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

“那有什么用?”

“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

笑出腹肌的.英语笑话(二)

两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

笑出腹肌的英语笑话(三)

说谎

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?”

维克多：“我要那只最大的。”

妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”

维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”