史上最搞笑的英语笑话

史上最搞笑的.英语笑话一：

Mixed Doubles

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’’

　史上最搞笑的英语笑话二：

Comparison

Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card).

So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?

史上最搞笑的英语笑话三：

Great Event

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.