Be Careful for What You Wish for
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
一对夫妇结婚已经25年了,正在一起庆祝他们的结婚纪念日和60岁生日。
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
正庆祝时,一位仙女从天而降说25年来他们一直相亲相爱,她将实现他们每个人一个愿望。
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
妻子说想环游世界。仙女握住了她的.手,只听轰的一声。妻子手中出现了各种入场券和票。
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
接着就该丈夫许愿了。他顿了一下,然后不好意思地说:“嗯,我想要一个比我年轻30岁的妻子。”
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
仙女拿起魔杖,只听轰的一声!丈夫变成90岁的老翁了。
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