有趣幽默的英语绕口令
1、blake’s black bike’s back brake bracket block broke.
2、blue glue gun, green glue gun.
3、caution: wide right turns
4、each easter eddie eats eighty easter eggs.
5、elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
6、elizabeth’s birthday is on the third thursday of this month.
7、fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.
8、freshly fried fresh flesh
9、green glass globes glow greenly.
10、he threw three balls.
11、he threw three free throws.
12、here’s an easy game to play. here’s an easy thing to say:
13、how many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? a good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
14、how may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
15、how much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
16、i thought a thought. but the thought i thought wasn’t the thought i thought i thought. if the thought i thought i thought had been the thought i thought, i wouldn’t have thought so much.
17、i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am.
18、i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
19、i wish you were a fish in my dish
20、if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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