简单简短的英语笑话带翻译

爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。

简单简短的英语笑话带翻译一：第四元素 The Fourth Element

Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

Student: Soap!

老师：自然界的'四大元素是什么?

学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。

老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

学生：肥皂。

简单简短的英语笑话带翻译二：“妙”龄证人 Twenty

In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."

The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."

The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

庭上的法官问证人：「 多大了?我的意思是，真实年龄是多少?别忘了 刚才已经宣誓过，所以请诚实作答。」

这位女士回答：「我是二十一岁又几个月。」

简单简短的英语笑话带翻译三：梦中更聪明 More Intelligent in Dreams

When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher.

"I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"

"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.

一名学生在班上没有做出老师的教学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说：“我记得昨天夜里做梦对这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起来了。这说明什么?”

“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明”。老师解释说。

简单简短的英语笑话带翻译四：宁可不要的荣耀 An Unwelcome Honor

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."

Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."

So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."

一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉强森先生：「我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。」

强森先生说：「请先告诉我好消息吧!」

医生说：「本院的医师决定用你的名字，来为一种不治之症命名。」