有趣 笑话英文

有趣 笑话英文一：

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?""no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."

有趣 笑话英文二：

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back.""But ,officer, I ….""I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.""Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."

　有趣 笑话英文三：

A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind."Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?"The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year."