英语笑话短文带翻译
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A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper.
When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: "I am drawing a portrait of God."
Being surprised and afraid, his mother said: "You cannot do that. No one has ever seen God. No one knows how God looks."
But the little boy replied complacently: "Well, when I get through, they will know."
一个小男孩拿着铅笔和纸在画一幅素描。
他的妈妈问他在干什么时,他马上很自豪地回答说:“我在画一幅上帝的肖像。”
他的`妈妈既惊讶又害怕,说:“你不能这样做的,没有人见过上帝,谁也不知道上帝是什么样子。”
可是小男孩得意的回答:“等我画完了,他们就会知道啦。”
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