英语笑话带翻译一分钟
笑话来源于生活,经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来英语笑话带翻译一分钟,希望你会喜欢。
【英语笑话带翻译一分钟1】
You're Not Going to Make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physicianmotioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do toensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him astress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate loveto him every day.
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."
你活不成了
一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。
“你丈夫病得很重,”医生说,“但有三件事可保住他的'性命。第一,一日三餐,要营养美味。第二,给他一个轻松的环境,不要抱怨。第三,每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”
在驱车回家的路上,丈夫问道:“医生说了什么?”
“很遗憾,”妻子说,“你活不成了。”
【英语笑话带翻译一分钟2】
笨小孩
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is thedumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
一个小男孩走进一家理发店, 理发师低声对他的顾客说,“我再也没见过比这个小子更笨的小孩了, 你看着,我证明给你看。”
" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy overand asks,"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理发师拿出一张1美元的钞票放在一只手上,另一只手上则拿着两个25美分的硬币,把小孩叫跟前问,“你想要哪只手上的?” 男孩拿走了那两个25美分然后走了。
"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!" Later,
“瞧我刚才怎么跟你说的?”
when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
理发师说,“那小子就不会学精点!” 过了一会,顾客离开了理发店,他发现刚才那个小男孩从一间雪糕店走出来。
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
“嘿,小家伙! 我可以问你个问题吗?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
你为什么不拿那一美元,而拿那两个25 美分呢?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!
小男孩舔了一口手上的雪糕回答说,“我要是拿了那一美元的钞票,以后那剪头的再也不会给我钱了!”
【英语笑话带翻译一分钟3】
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
警察在小镇上拦下了一个在主街上减速驾驶的人,“但是,警官,”那个男子说道:“我能解释原因。”“闭嘴”,警察不耐烦地说道“我得把你关进牢房让你坐冷板凳,直到警长回来。”但是,警官,我想说的是……”“我告诉过你让你闭嘴。你得进监狱。”几个小时后,警察来看那个被关押的男子,“你很幸运,警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了,他回来时心情会很好。”“不要提那件事了”被关押的男子说道:“我正是新郎”。
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