初中英语笑话带翻译
笑话具有篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和娱乐性。接下来由小编为大家整理出初中英语笑话带翻译,仅供参考,希望能够帮助到大家!
初中英语笑话1
I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble.
One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards growled and barked at me, I threw the letters over the fence. The dog picked them up and carried them into the house. The dog was a better mailman than I was!
我当过很短时间的邮递员。然而,我害怕狗,而且也有过不少麻烦。
有一天,我设法到一座大房子去递送几封信。我开始打开门,这时,突然一只很大的`狗朝我跑来。它朝我嚎叫、咆哮着,因此我把信件扔在了栅栏上。那只狗拾起那些信件,把信件带进了大房子。比起我来讲,那只狗是个更好的邮递员。
初中英语笑话2
Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the terrible! exclaimed the other. Does it bother you?Why should it bother me? her friend replied. if he cant only stand his own cooking?
两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了,很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。我们结婚十五年了,一个妇女说道,每天晚饭后,我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。真可恶!另一个惊呼道。难道你不烦吗?我烦什么?她的朋友答道。他不过是忍受不了自己的烹调技术。
初中英语笑话3
Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered(浪费) when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her y him!
简很爱托尼,但是当他们一起出去的时候,托尼总是大手大脚地花钱,这使简感到很不安。我怎样才能不让托尼在我身上花那么多钱呢?她问自已的母亲。嫁给他!
初中英语笑话4
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." Whats in your box?" asked the friend."A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see Ive been dreaming about mice at night and Im so scared! This cat is to catch them.""But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend."So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。“一只小猫,”布朗夫人回答说,“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠,我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。
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