英语笑话之情人来电

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

“What was that for?”, the man asked.

一个男人坐在那儿看报纸,他的老婆用煎锅打他的头。

“那是为什么?”,那人问道。

The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.

The man said, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

妻子回答说,“这张纸上写的名字珍妮,我在你的'裤子口袋里发现的”。

那人说:“我上周看比赛,珍妮是我下注的那匹马的名字。”

妻子道歉,继续做家务。

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.

She replied “Your horse just phoned you“.

三天后，他正在看电视,他老婆用比上次大得多的煎锅打他的头,他顿时失去知觉。

等男人恢复了意识，问他老婆为什么打他了。

她回答说:“你的马打电话给你”。