圣诞节的英语小笑话精选
1、Santa of course!
当然是圣诞老人啦!
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣诞节前夕,圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物,以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯,门还未开前,三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票,猜猜谁会将它捡起?
答案:当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
2、圣诞派对上得搞笑对话
"Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?" said a boy to a girl.
一个小男孩跟小女孩说:“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”
"Well, do you know who I am?" inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到:“啊哈,你知道我是谁吗?”
"No." replied the boy.
小男孩回答道:“不知道。”
"I'm the head teacher's daughter", replied the girl.
小女孩说:“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。”
3、Saying a Prayer for His Christmas Meal
圣诞节晚宴上的`餐前祷告
Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.
有个小男孩叫Lee, 今年七岁,圣诞节晚餐开桌前,家人让他做餐前祷告。家人都带着期待的申请低头看着他,Lee开始做他得祷告,首先,他谢谢上帝赐予他爸爸妈妈,哥哥姐姐诶,奶奶还有他们家的所有叔叔婶婶。然后,他开始感谢上帝赐予他得圣诞节晚餐了。
He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"
他感谢上帝赐予他火鸡,馅儿饼,圣诞布丁和红莓酱。然后Lee停下来了 ,大家等啊等啊。。。。Lee沉默了很长时间,然后抬起头看着他妈妈说:“妈妈,如果我感谢上帝赐予我甘蓝菜,他会知道我在撒谎吗?”
4、A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
圣诞节来了,一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后,说到:“她不是想要辆四驱车吗”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
先生答:“是啊,(可以买到假钻石),可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢?”
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问:“那你知道我是谁吗?”
"No," she uttered.
小女孩说:“不知道。”
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口气,说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”
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