笑话英语短信
At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you have my shopping cart."
笑话英语短信二:
I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway. "Okay," said the woman on the phone, "but you' 11 have to write a letter to the bank telling them that you are requesting this. "
笑话英语短信三:
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ r he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise." "I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."
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