脱口秀英语笑话
英语笑话一
"President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone conclusion, but even the leading Republican said the only way she would not be confirmed is if she had a meltdown, in which case she'd be named the governor of Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel
今天是奥巴马总统的大法官提名人索尼娅·索托马约尔在美国参议员司法委员会的第二天。她被确定任命已成定局。即使共和党领导人也说她唯一不会被确定任命的原因只有一个,就是她溶解了,这种情况下她就会被提名为阿拉斯加的州长。——吉米·卡莫
英语笑话二
"Sonia Sotomayor is testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. And she has said that she 'felt out of place attending Princeton.' Sotomayor says there were so many white males in Princeton, she felt like she was testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee." --Conan O'Brien
索尼娅·索托马约尔现在在参议院司法委员会做听证。她曾经说过她在普林斯顿的时候感觉不太合群。索托马约尔说普林斯顿的.白人太多了,她感觉她像是出席参议院司法委员会听证会一样。——柯南·奥布莱恩
英语笑话三
"It's been 40 years since we've put a man on the moon, and now of course the next big goal is to put a man on Sonia Sotomayor." –David Letterman
我们把男人送上月球到现在已经四十年了,现在,我们下一个宏伟目标当然就是把男人送给索尼娅·索托马约尔了。——大卫·莱特曼
"It's an emotional day. A lot of us are still mourning the loss of one of America's most entertaining figures, who left us all too soon. But don't worry, folks, Sarah Palin will be back. Comedians everywhere are praying." -- Conan O'Brien
这是个伤感的日子,大部分人还在纪念突然陨落的娱乐巨星。但是大伙别发愁,莎拉·佩林会回来的。全世界的喜剧演员们都在祈祷。——柯南·奥布莱恩
英语笑话四
"Since resigning as governor, many say Sarah Palin is now going to spend some time working on her memoirs. Alaskans are saying they can't wait to start reading Palin's memoirs and then quit halfway through." --Conan O'Brien
自从莎拉·佩林辞职之后,很多人说她现在将在回忆录上花更多的时间。阿拉斯加人说,他们已经等不及开始读莎拉·佩林的回忆录再半路扔掉了。——柯南·奥布莱恩
这句话应该是说莎拉佩林没有做满任期就半路辞职了。
"In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we're at 17." --Conan O'Brien
在最近一次研究中,美国人在全世界最幸福的国家排名中列第114位。然后莎拉·佩林下台了,现在我们在第17位。——柯南·奥布莱恩
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