英文笑话超短

英文笑话超短一：

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry(哨兵) . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at theseams(缝合线) ."What's in here?" he asked."Dirt," the driver replied."Take them out," the guard instructed. "I want to check them."Obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go.A week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck."What's in the bags this time?" he asked."Dirt, more dirt." said the believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender(酒保) one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house(免费) tonight if you'll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time."Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars."

　英文笑话超短二：

Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.

　英文笑话超短三：

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at theinsane asylum(精神病院) and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!