The King's Brother
A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain,asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Theking desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him, the poorfellow replied,“We are all descended from one common fatherand mother—viz., Adam and Eve.” Upon which the kinggave him a little copper piece of money. The poor man beganto bemoan himself, saying,“Is it possible that your Majestyshould give no more than this to your brother?”“Away,away,”replies the king;“if all the brothers you have in theworld give you as much as I have done, you'll be richer than Iam.”
一个穷汉去见西班牙国王,说自己是他的兄弟,求他施恩周济。国王想知道他何以攀认亲戚,穷汉回答说,“我们有共同的'祖先——亚当和夏娃。”听了这话,国王就给了他一个小铜子儿。于是穷人开始叫屈,说:“难道您国王陛下就给兄弟这么一点点钱吗?”“走开,快走,”国王回答,“如果世界上你所有的兄弟们都像我这样给你一个铜板,你就比我还有钱了。”
-
恶搞名著幽默笑话
恶搞名著幽默笑话:悟空,你应该和这位施主一样的胸怀宽广,辽阔,丰满,捏起来还软软的,这样为师睡觉就还睡得好些了。。。---唐僧淫笑道更多精彩笑话尽在本站笑话栏目,欢迎欣赏!篇一:恶搞名著幽默笑话1、最难找的人:只在此山中,云深不知处。贾岛《寻隐者不遇》2、最值钱的书...
-
冷的有点恐怖的冷笑话
1、相公,就寝吧。聂小倩吹灭了蜡烛。不行!宁采臣一下从床上坐了起来,说道:谢谢你娘子,我突然有了灵感,决定要写一本书。于是他提笔在纸上写上书名:鬼吹灯。2、男子刚看完电影回家,路过一片小树林时,只听他神经质的学着电影中主角的台词,大喝一声:不要再藏着了,我早就发现...
-
爆囧的搞笑儿童笑话
爆囧:叫人笑忍不住的小盆友1、昨晚年幼的女儿把一块红烧肉放到我嘴边,看着她萌动的眼神,瞬间觉得还是养女儿好!看到我一口吞了,女儿哇一声就哭了:妈妈我让你给我吹吹,你怎么吃了!2、最近牙痛,昨天饭后吃药,儿子非要闹着也吃一包。我说:我牙痛,你的又不痛,你凑什么热闹!他...
-
最新英文笑话 带翻译
roastpigAgentlemanwasinvitedfordinner.Whenhehurriedthereandsatdown,hewashappytoseearoastpiginfrontofhisseat:"Notbad,Iamnexttothepig."Butthenhenoticedtheangryfatladysittingnexttohim.Hefakedasmileandadded:"OhIamsorry,Imeanttheroastedoneonthet...
相关文章
- Where's the father?
- She's hitting the bottle
- The "win/win" negotiator's approach
- Fear - the Negotiator's Tool or Nemesis
- The baby's arrival
- He's just Been to the Zoo
- The mean man's party
- 英语笑话:Who's carrying the bags
- The light that's attracting them
- Obama's Weekly Address:It's Time for Congress to Help the M