五年级英语笑话带翻译
当听别人说笑话的时候觉得不大好笑,还会觉得冷很冷,可是自己看的时候,却笑到不行,你有这样的经历么?以下的五年级英语笑话带翻译,希望能让你欢乐笑不停。
五年级英语笑话带翻译一:Fried chicken
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"
Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生,“杰克,你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊?”
杰克想了想,回答,“炸鸡,老师。”
五年级英语笑话带翻译二:How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。
而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"
被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"
五年级英语笑话带翻译三:I've Just Bitten My Tongue
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的.,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
五年级英语笑话带翻译四:A proof 证明
A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. "How can I know that the letter is for you?" he asked.
The man took a photo of himself from his pocket, and said, "I think now you know who I am?"
The clerk looked long at the photo and then said, "Yes, that is you. Here is your letter."
一个人去乡村邮电所取挂号信。 信来了,可工作人员却不给他。“我怎么知道这信是你的?”工作人员说。
这人从口袋里拿出自己的一张照片,说,“我想你知道我是谁了吧?”
工作人员看了一会说:“这的确是你,信给你吧!”
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