英文笑话小故事带翻译
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英文笑话小故事带翻译(一)
visual training
视力训练
the squad(班,小队) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遥远的,恍惚的.) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied:
班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士,军士) , sir."
“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活,长官。”
英文笑话小故事带翻译(二)
I'd rather buy a gift
我宁愿买一件礼物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系”,他说,“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。妈妈沉思片刻后回答说,“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。
英文笑话小故事带翻译(三)
mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.
在特里镇,马克.吐温有一次去一位邻居那儿借本书。
"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.
“我可以向您借本书吗?”他礼貌地问道。
"yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.
“当然,非常乐意,”邻居告诉他,
"but i must ask you to read it here. you know i make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."
“但我要求你在这儿读。你知道我有一条规定,那就是决不让一本书拿出我的图书室。 ”
some days later the neighbour wished to borrow twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.
几天后,这位邻人想从吐温那儿借台割草机。
"why, certainly," twain told him, "you're more than welcome to it. but i must ask you to use it here. you know that i make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."
“噢,当然,”吐温告诉他,“非常乐意借给你。但我要你在这儿用。你知道我从来不允许它拿出我的花园。”
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