英语笑话锦集带翻译
第一次求职时,我说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。 我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。更多英语笑话尽在应届毕业生笑话网。
创造性:Creative
Creative
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
创造性
第一次求职时,我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时,得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时,我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。
我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。
不算太坏:Not too Bad
Not too Bad
Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?
No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one.
不算太坏
你的'画在美术展上有卖出去吗?
没有,但我还是受到了鼓励,他回答说,有人偷走了一幅。
傻爸爸:A Silly Father
A Silly Father
Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became very
angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said, You beat my son and I dare to beat yours.
傻爸爸
怀特先生在房间里看电视,他八岁的儿子走进来哭着说:爸爸,刚才爷爷打了我一耳光。怀特先生听了非常生气,突然,他重重地扇了自己一耳光,说:你打我儿子,我也敢打你儿子。
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