Who do you think you are?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
“I am the driver.” he said.
你以为你是谁?
“车上太挤了,”他们喊道,“你以为你是谁?”
“我是司机!”他说。
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