Where It Should Be Plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天,她拿着一个插头对儿子说:“看,这里有两个铜片,那它一定要插在有两个孔的'地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲期待着儿子的回答。
“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。
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