黑色幽默英文笑话

　黑色幽默英文笑话一：

A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized(剽窃，抄袭)term paper. He summoned(传唤) the student to his office. "This isn't your work." he said. "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia."You cann't prove that!" the student friend smiled and show him the paper. Circled in red was: "Also see article on communism."

黑色幽默英文笑话二：

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

黑色幽默英文笑话三：

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."