笑疯你的经典英语笑话
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笑疯你的经典英语笑话
clean glass
干净的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和,到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候,他们觉得非常口渴,便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧,走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好,先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
乔看了看佛瑞德说:我想,啤酒吧。好,那就每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗,佛瑞德?
笑疯你的经典英语笑话
what is a traitor?
什么叫叛徒?
young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"
有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?”
father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
父亲(一位老资格的政治家):“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”
young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
有希望的青年人:“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的`人又叫什么呢?”
father:"a convert, my son."
父亲:“叫改变信仰者,我的儿子。
笑疯你的经典英语笑话
what's your name?
你叫什么名字?
a very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. he had never seen them before,so he began:my name is stone, and i'm even harder than stone,so do what i tell you or there'll be trouble. don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together
有一位很严厉的军官在对一群交由他训练的新兵训话。他以前从没见过这群新兵,于是他开始自我介绍:我的名字叫stone(石头),事实上,我甚至比石头更强硬。这就是我为什么要告诉你们我名字的原因。不要试图对我玩什么花招,这样我们就能很好相处了。
then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly, he said, and don't forget to call me 'sir'.
接着他开始走到每个士兵前面问他们的名字。说大声点,让每个人都能听清楚。另外,不要忘记称呼我为长官。他说。
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