笑疯了英语笑话
从笑话中学习英语,轻松自在,让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看笑疯了英语笑话吧!
笑疯了英语笑话(一)
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
几个月以来,我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指,因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天,我正在干园艺活时,丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说:“嗯,你肯定看到了,我的'两手都是光光的。”
那天晚上,我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看:里面包着一双园艺手套。
笑疯了英语笑话(二)
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table
一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭
the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".
妻子问到:“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说:“没有,我是教历史的。”
笑疯了英语笑话(三)
It's His FaultBilly and Bobby were small were brothers,and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them,“I'm going to cook our lunch out and play in the garden—and be good.” “Yes,Mummy,” the two boys answered,and they went out. They played in the garden for half an hour,and then Billy ran into the kitchen.“Mummy,” he said,“Bobby's broken a window in n's house.” n was one of their neighbors. “He's a bad boy,”his mother said.“How did he break it?” “I threw a stone at him,” Billy answered,“and he quickly moved down.”
比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟,两人经常打架。 上个星期六,他们的妈妈对他们说:“我现在要做午饭了。去,到花园去玩吧,别淘气。” “是,妈妈,”两个男孩回答,然后他们就出去了。他们在花园里玩了半个小时,然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈,”他说:“波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。”艾伦太太是他们的邻居。 “他是个坏孩子,”他的妈妈说。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?” “我朝他扔了一块石子,”比利回答:“他赶紧蹲下。”
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