To Borrow an Ox
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.
借公牛一用
从前,有个人很富有,但他不识字。 一天,他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛,便写了个条,让仆人送到富人那里。仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿,然后说道:好啦,我知道了。回去告诉你的主人,我马上自己过去。
-
英语笑话50字
1.WhichwomanOneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,InoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupaIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout."Thewomanwholovesyouthemostintheworldjustcleanedyourheadlightsandwindshiel...
-
大赞,超搞笑小笑话
1、时代不同了,男女都一样二十年前,这句话讲的是生育观念;二十年后,这句话却变成了择偶观念…2、法官大人,我真的不知道她是怎么死的!我只知道我把她埋下去时她还活着啊!3、一个有良心的人,就算喝水塞了牙缝,也不忘挖井人。4、上厕所忘了带纸,感觉很忧伤,一个小...
-
十分冷的冷笑话
昨天下班接老婆,我是骑摩托的,远远的看见媳妇在那站着,还有好多其他女同事,于是想漂移过去摆一个帅的姿势,结果一个不慎摔了个狗吃屎,这不是关键,我爬起来委屈的.叫了声老婆我来了,那二货满脸疑惑的来了句你谁啊。。。同学手机被偷了,我们安慰她:一个破手机,算啦...她说:心...
-
简短的幽默笑话大全笑破你的肚子
你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候,总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬,这时候你就需要一些笑话,来缓解一下气氛呢,这里小编为你收集整理了简短的幽默笑话大全笑破你的肚子,希望能对你有所帮助哈!简短的幽默笑话大全笑破你的肚子(一)1.朋友跟他女神表白,女孩说我已...
相关文章
- The Top Twelve Tips to Negotiating Salary in an
- Gary Will's WORKSEARCH:Selling Yourself To An Employer
- How to Dress for an Interview
- How to Get an Office Manager Job
- How to Become an Actor or Actress
- Another Chance to Shine - Following up on an Interview
- How to Write an Administrative Assistant Cover Letter
- How to Conduct an Interview
- How to File an Offer in Compromise
- An Axe to Grind