英语笑话 参观养鸡场
One day,a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator,a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.
老师带学生到养鸡场参观,当他们走近孵化器时,刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell,isn't it's it?”the teacher said.
“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来,很奇妙,是不是?”老师说。
"Yes,sir,"said one of the boys,“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”
“是的,老师,”一个男学生说,“可是,如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”
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