英语课堂上的笑话

盘点那些我们曾经在英语课堂上闹出来的笑话

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

CLASS: Big hands!

4. TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you to keep yours.

5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher... snakes don’t have feet.

6、英语课上，老师要求同学们用英语交谈。同学们非常听话，都做到了老师的'要求。快下课了，一个同学实在是忍不住了，哈哈大笑起来。这时，另一个同学站起来，对老师说：“老师，她用汉语笑了!”

7、上英语课，老师总喜欢问同学们什么东西用英语怎么说。小明上完厕所回到教室跟老师说：“厕所有好多蚂蚁”。老师忽然想到最近刚教过蚂蚁的英文单词是ant，于是就想考考小明：“蚂蚁怎么说?”小明一脸茫然……说：“蚂蚁它……它什么也没说……”

8、英语课，同桌照例趴那边睡觉。英语老师讲着讲着，突然叫他：“同学，你回答一下，she's easy-going这句话是什么意思?”他当场懵了，过了两秒还是回答：“意思是，她很容易勾引?”

9、英语课上，老师要求默写单词，说如果哪个单词实在不会就写上汉语。对英语一窍不通的我被叫上黑板，被提了十个单词。我华丽丽地写了十个汉字词语后，**回到座位。结果，英语老师实在看不下去了，纠出七个汉字错别字…

10、英语课上，老师 出了道题：怎样把这句话翻译的高贵优雅有内涵? “Hey，buddy! Ifyou have something to say，then say! If you have nothing to say，then go!” 学生答道：“众爱卿，有事启奏，无事退朝!”