搞笑带翻译英语笑话两则
是男的还是女的.(Man or Woman)
There was a man with long hair in a park. He was sitting on a chair. A child with short hair was playing over there. An old woman asked the man, "Is it a boy or girl over there? I think he is a boy. Can you tell me?"
"You are wrong," the man said,"She is my daughter."
"Oh, I know. You must be the girl's mother."
"No,I'm her father," the man answered angrily.
公园里有个长头发的男人,他正坐在椅子。一个理着短发的孩子正在那边玩耍。一个老太太问那个男人:“那边那个是男孩是女孩子?我想他是男孩。你能告诉我吗?”
“你错了,”那个男人说,“她是我女儿。”
“噢,我明白了。你一定是那个女孩的妈妈。”
脏手(A Dirty Hand)
John likes making things with clay. They are very nice, but he always forgets to wash his hand.
One day his mother takes one of his hands and says,"I'm afraid this is the dirtiest hand of the world. We can't find second one in the world.
John opens his other hand and says,"you can find it here."
约翰喜欢用粘土做东西。这些东西都很好看,但是他总是忘记洗手。
有一天,约翰的妈妈抓起他的一只手说:“恐怕这是世界上最脏的手了。我们在这个世界上再也找不出第二只来了。”
约翰张开另一只手说:“这里能找到。”
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