让人笑一整天的英语笑话
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One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"
"Certainly."
"You didn't notice that the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why didn't you take it back?"
"I thought that you did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子寄信。儿子接过信。父亲这时才想起他没有在信封上写地址与收件人名称。
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你已经把信塞进信箱了吗?”
“当然。”
“你没注意到信封上没有地址和收件人的.名字吗?”
“我当然看到信封上什么也没有。”
“那你为什么不把它拿回来?”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人是因为你不想让我知道你要将这封信寄给谁!”
英语笑话:你见过catfish吗?
Vocabulary
Catfish鲶鱼 – (noun) a species of fish.
To fish钓鱼 – (verb) to try and catch/hunt for fish, usually with a fishing rod.
Rod 鱼竿– (noun) the pole/stick that has a (nylon) line and hook to catch fish. Rod is a short way of saying fishing rod.
The joke
Fisherman A: Have you ever seen a catfish?
Fisherman B: No, how does it hold the rod?
Why is it funny?
B的理解是猫钓鱼(cat fish)而A问的是你见过鲶鱼(catfish)吗?
Fisherman B understood “cat fish” (a cat doing the action of fishing) instead of the word “catfish” (a type of fish.) Fisherman B thinks that Fisherman A has asked him if he has ever seen a cat fishing (the idea of a cat holding a rod and fishing in a human way is amusing). Fisherman A is actually asking if Fisherman A has seen a particular species of fish.
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