英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译

英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译一：

The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译二：

When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for　　a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.　　　 " Do you take children?" the man asked.　　　 "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."

　英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译三：

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"