英语简短笑话精选

1、Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

重大事件

老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件?

小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。

老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?

小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯过他的三周岁生日。.

2、Father and son

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的'一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。

父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这样的。

3、The cost of marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。