爆笑小学英语笑话大全
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爆笑小学英语笑话【1】
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天,教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待。
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
考试结束了,学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票,还有一张纸条写着:“一分一块钱。”
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
第二堂课,教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。
爆笑小学英语笑话【2】
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," sai爆笑小学英语笑话大全d a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
一名老师让学生们利用单词“beans(豆子)”造句,其中一个女孩说“我爸爸种豆子”。另外一个同学说“我妈妈炒豆子”。第三名学生说“我们是人类”。
笑点是神马?小编回答:是不是看汉语的时候。不知道笑话在讲神马!!这就是中英文的差异了,老师让用的单词是beans(豆子的意思),结果嘞,第三个学生呢,他将beings 和 beans 搞混了(因为发音相同啦),正确的写法应该是human beings, 而不是human beans呀!
爆笑小学英语笑话【3】
The Umbrella 雨伞
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written,
"This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes."
When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,
"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."
一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的`雨伞放在了大厅里,不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片,上面写道,“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。
我将在十分钟内回来。”当他回来时,发现雨伞已经不翼而飞,取而代之的是另一张卡片,上面写着:
“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的,我将永远不回来了。
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