小学生英语小笑话大全
1. Hiding the Presents
藏礼物
I had finished my Christmas shopping early and had wrapped all the presents. Having two curious children, I had to find a suitable hiding place. I chose an ideal spot—the furnace room. I stacked the presents and covered them with a blanket, positive they’d remain undiscovered. When I went to get the gifts to put them under the tree, I lifted the blanket and there, stacked neatly on top of my gifts, were presents addressed to "Mom and Dad, From the Kids."
早些天我就做好圣诞购物并包装好所有的礼物了。因为有两个好奇的孩子,我需要找一个适合藏礼物的隐蔽处。我想到了一个理想的地方--炉子间。我叠好礼物,用一块毯子把它们盖起来,觉得它们肯定不会被发现。当我去拿礼物想把它们放在圣诞树下时,我掀开毯子,看到,在我准备好的礼物上面整齐地叠放着另一些礼物,上面写着“给爸爸妈妈,你们的宝贝”。
2. Gift Exchange
交换礼物
My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.” His response: “Receipts.”
我朋友在检查她儿子的'填空题家庭作业。有一行:“在圣诞节,我们和____交换礼物。”他的答案:“收据。”
3. Limited Knowledge
知识有限
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天,在我们分发饼干时,我一不小心掉了一块到地上。“没关系。”我一边说,一边捡起来,并在放回盘子前掸掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四岁大的孩子争论道。“别担心,圣诞老人不会知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“这就是说他知道我有没有做坏事,而他不知道饼干掉在地上过?”
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