英语小笑话爆笑
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英语小笑话爆笑一:
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
一天,小女孩从学校回到家里,对妈妈说:妈妈,今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
妈妈激动地说:那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的`老师好好谈一谈,对了,你没有做过的那件事是什么?
The little girl replied, "My homework."
小女孩回答说:我的家庭作业。
英语小笑话爆笑二:
Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?老师: 汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?Tom: Men.汤姆:男人们。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?Tom : Twins.
汤姆: 双胞胎。
英语小笑话爆笑三:
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”
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